Feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana

The way Lisa Cimorelli described marriage before she was married

Christina: “You’re 28, and you’re getting married. How does it feel?”
Lisa: “It feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana.”

by cimiscoolerthanmysocks_ November 28, 2020

why does my family treat me like a red headed step child

Because I'm white, autistic, ADHD, kind, good, loving, ALWAYS right, and their golden girl wants me so bad she calls me God 🤦🏻 ♂️🧘🏻 ♂️

Why does my family treat me like a red headed step child, I talk good!

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

Likee

A knockoff tik-tok that is targeted towards a younger audience but is slowly becoming an onlyfans.

“Ugh, I’m so annoyed. My mom won’t let me get Tik-Tok so I had to settle for Likee..”

by ur local cunt 🫀👹🏳️‍🌈 August 19, 2023

Like

Clicking the like button means you like the content
Clicking the dislike button means you hate the content

Click the like button
Lets try get 500 likes
The like button should be just under this sentence

by Trusted Guy September 15, 2022

Sounds like it

Yeah, yeah, it does, doesn't it? It sounds like Bi-polar Schizophrenia but it's, you know, NOT that. It's a thing people are clearly doing to me and/or people in general while trying to frame it as the consequences of my actions. You are not the arbiter of the consequences of my actions. YOU are a retard. Mentally retarded. And not YOU you but them.

Hym "Yeah, it SOUNDS like it... But it's not. Which raises quite a few questions about how people (collectively) are interacting with individuals.... How many false-positives are you getting? How many lives subtly ruined? How many school shootings? How many suicides? All because of a deliberate act of ostracization. And could ask 'How much of an effect can it really have?' Which is why I'm glad you brought up your point about how negativity in your comments makes YOU look. Right? Because if you have a bunch of people flooding you with negativity, the 3rd parties are going to think 'Oh, jeez, this guy sucks!' Regardless of your merit. Which is how this works. Inundated with constant criticism by people who both deflect to the behavior AND presuppose that the behavior is errant. Like 'Oh, he mumbles to himself.' Ok. And!? You DON'T do that and are a piece of shit? How does that work? How does that make any sense? His behavior is errant (supposedly) but he's not the piece of shit! How's THAT possible!? *insert comparative search for evidence they're not a piece of shit* but it doesn't matter! Still shit! But I digress... Pretty serious implications there. I don't kmow what they think they're doing. You're not controlling my mind. You're criticizing or denigrating my behavior to my face and then making conversation as though you didn't just do that. It's almost like insulting someone blatantly and then making conversation as though you didn't just do that."

by Hym Iam December 28, 2023

rizzy like drizzy

when someone has rizz and they are super rizzy like drizy

hey do you got rizz?

nah
really?
nah im rizzy like drizzy

by skibidirizzer May 15, 2024

I liked you.

Simply the past tense of “I like you” the use of “liked” stands for you broke their heart and they don’t feel like going back to you anymore, nothing could ever compare to you until you had to ruin everything.

I liked you can be said as a friend and or as more than a friend. Can be said as=
- “I liked you. But you hurt me, Megan.”

by I wish?? July 18, 2020