The Jack Daniel Miller is when you pour half a bottle of expired refrigerated Jack Daniels inside a gay man's asshole and proceed to pound him whilst screaming in a high pitch voice "Stay Frosty!" Minecraft music must also play in the background.
"Yo! He looks like shit!"
"Yeah bro I heard that he got Jack Daniel Miller'd!"
"No way bro that's fucked!"
"Yeah bro I heard that he got Jack Daniel Miller'd!"
"No way bro that's fucked!"
by ktjones123 March 28, 2024

Your such a 'Jack Ney'
by ZJACKANEY September 8, 2025

The opposite of God-like. One who sucks at a particular video game, sport or activity. However they must not be new to the game, but possess some determent that prevents them from playing well, no matter how long they practice playing the game.
by Erdles January 17, 2006

Small dick energy, sucks the moisture out of girls. Has never made a girl squirt in his life. Pretty big with a small dick. Loves hanging around girls he will never get. Probably gay.
by anonymous November 2, 2021

the act of stroking your member at a medium pace while self reflecting on ones failures and shortcomings.
by blue lobster August 16, 2022

by Ravengaspabigdick June 6, 2023
