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snappin cock-eyes

While receiving head, your girlfriend looks up at you with those big eyes and your cock down her throat. You want to preserve the moment so you snap a picture with your cellphone.
I swear I thought I could see you smile while I was snappin cock-eyes.
by Stephen Roche September 27, 2017
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wack my cock

a more impressive and aggressive announcement that you are going to masturbate or have a wank.
Can we leave now Jerry?

10 more minutes, I need to wack my cock!
by AaronJG October 30, 2016
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Oversized Cock Disorder

Oversized Cock Disorder (OCD for short) is a common mental health condition where a persons penis size is exponentially increased by up to 20x the average. Not to be confused with its predecessor Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, Oversized Cock Disorder is extremely rare condition found in 1 in 69420 males.

Wardy Joubert III, a football diagnosed with ocd got a 28.3 increase measuring a whopping 144.33" this is the most severe case recorded to this day.
John: I've got OCD
Lucy: So you get anxious when things are out of order?
John: No... I have Oversized Cock Disorder
by Peak#7550 December 16, 2021
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Cock on a bicycle stick

An expressive, beguiling phrase used as a generic vocalisation of annoyance, or as as a mild insult.
"I haven't enough port for my party this evening. Cock on a bicycle stick."

"Cock on a bicycle stick. I lost my monocle last summer."

"You, sir, are without doubt the biggest cock on a bicycle stick I have ever had the misfortune of dining with."
by coabs February 12, 2012
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cock sock

(third leg warmer) pussy, cunt, vagina
her cock sock is warm at night. it makes me cum!!!!!!!have some cheese, bitchaa!!!
by cnice December 11, 2004
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thanos cock block

When a guy is about to cum in his girl and Thanos clicks his fingers and the girl dissapears, leaving the guy to cum into empty space.
Did you hear Mike got Thanos cock blocked, she disappeared as he came, only thing left was his cum on her sheets.
by DrSalter June 1, 2018
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Nice Cock Bro

A way to greet, and compliment one another with class. Can be used to greet men, women, and all the confused members of society in between.
Hey, nice cock bro!

Thanks dude I really needed that, my self confidence just got boosted through the roof.
by CaptainPlank12 September 10, 2020
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