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A shit ton of cum

A slang used to describe large amounts of ejaculate.
James: " Would you look at the floor!"

John: " Well that's a shit ton of cum."
by AnnonDomminiDO819 November 19, 2023
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cum swindler

also the verb: to swindle cum. To abscond and/or purloin with bodily fluids from an unsuspecting or oblivious individual, often with an insidious or devious nature. Used colloquially to describe a swingin, promiscuous, or otherwise evil individual.
God damn! That Jasper really is bein' a cum swindler tonite. Cleetis was havin' sex with his sister and that idjit just done in there like a cum swindler! YIIIIHAW!!!!
by Darrell#1 May 16, 2010
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Kenzie Cummings

hey sienna isn’t kenzie cummings your bestfriend? “yeah”
by uurrbbaann December 24, 2020
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Cums

Plural of cum, typically refering to the sperm cells in a "cum-stain/cumstain"
Therapist: are you still listening?
Patient: Sorry, you have some cums on your shirt. Here let me wipe them off.

*licks own thumb and wipes off cums from therapist's shirt*
by Psedogod February 10, 2023
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Cum high

A Cum high; when you cum and suddenly feel like you are out of this world. Thinking of what just happened.
I came so hard i got deep into a cum high.

Ally I gave him the biggest cum high
by E.A.F. July 3, 2022
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cum spoon

The ability of a male or female to form their tongue, extended, into a "cup" or "spoon" formation to receive ejaculate (male or female).

The intent is to visibly receive the emission into one's "cup" or "spoon" to display one's skill at capturing it, prior to consuming or spitting it out.

NB. Polite protocol is to consume.
"I stuck my tongue out, wriggled it and made a cum spoon and he soon filled it"

"I put my tongue out and she soon gushed into my cum spoon"

NB: A female American adult performer, name long forgotten, demonstrated her 'cum spoon' tongue at Cannes on the red carpet. It was a rather admirable demonstration.
by TechnoHippie August 23, 2016
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Bloody cum bubble

A. When you're fucking a girl on her period and she queefs out a cum bubble.

B. When there is blood in your cum and someone takes your load in their mouth then blows a cum bubble like they had a wad of bubblious bubble gum in their mouth
A . All these bloody cum bubbles coming out of your vagina is making it look like Willie Wonka made a strawberry fizzy lifting drink.
.B. You better swallow that bloody cum bubble or you will stain my sheets or towels
by 333bam July 24, 2024
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