mexican head cheese

Getting head in an unlit parking lot, in the back of a El Camino. Only to find out when the lights came on it was your buddy his mustache shaved off.

You tricked me! Shaved off your mustache to give some mexican head cheese.

by April 01, 2023

cheese and beans

cheese and beans make me fart because im a thicc goddess

i eat cheese and beans for a living

by thiccyqueenzzzzz May 14, 2020

Cheese Poo

A poo with liquid cheese in it

My god my Aiden Zhu had a Cheese poo!

by Beese Churgue November 14, 2022

weapons grade cheese

Hard, solid block of cheese, hard enough to inflict damage if hit by it. Usually colored in bright shades more typical for taxi cabs than edible matter. For example, Black Diamond.

That block of weapons grade cheese would do some serious damage if you get hit by it.

That's some weapons grade cheese right there.

"Is that cheese or a weapon for self defense?"
"It's weapons grade cheese."

by Bahuka March 25, 2017

cheese guy

a guy that is with/ is / sells/ was / will be /wants/shits cheese.

guy 1: Ay bato who is that

Guy 2: thats the cheese Guy

Cheese guy: Oooooooooh

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by shpeve August 30, 2023

Coconut Cheese

Used to describe someone who depresses others at social events. Whether they're quietly having a quiet conversation in the corner while everyone else is having a good time, or they're always reminding others of their obligations. Primarly used to say someone is uncool or a buzzkill.

You're such a coconut cheese; you never stop talking about work and you don't know how to party.

by samuelceazer October 05, 2024

Cream cheese sushi roll

When the man rolls up the woman in a blanket and proceeds to have sex with her.

Person 1: I just had sex with Stacie the other day.
Person 2: Isn’t your heater broken? It was -1 degrees
Person 1: Yeah, I rolled her up in a blanket before

Person 2: Like a cream cheese sushi roll?
Person 1: ...Like a what?

by Dadude2020 December 06, 2021