beat the monkey to the road

To "beat the monkey to the road" is to anticipate an issue and take steps to mitigate it before it becomes a problem. Being proactive.

"Let's beat the monkey to the road and pick up the beer when we go for the crabs. We don't want to be stuck sitting in traffic!"

by kastagire July 28, 2021

winter monkey

Basically if a woman hasn't shaved her pubic hair in the winter time.

Selena: Should I shave down there?
Kim: No. Just keep your winter monkey like I did

by WiseUnicorn April 30, 2016

Lunch Monkey

Kids that would cause issues, most of the time fights during lunch time. Typically, they do this for their own stupid entertainment at the cost of other people's calming meal.

Here comes Elijah and his lunch monkey friends. This is the 4th fight this week, they never stop!

by ZahaK August 08, 2021

Boosted Monkey

Matt

Mat is a boosted monkey.

by DefinitelyNotHana January 15, 2017

The Russian Monkey

It’s where you stick your thumb in a girls butt hole then pull out her shit with your thumb and use it as a dildo.

Jacob: bro I used the Russian Monkey on Jessica last night. Made her finish in two minutes.
Drake: I told you it would work

by XXXTINTABLETOP December 20, 2021

Hawaiian Monkey Sex

When you shit into a coconut and then proceed to bang it, bonus points if you draw a face on it.

Dude 1: bro did you here about what Tyler did?
Dude 2: no.
Dude 1: he was having hawaiian monkey sex.

by darknest555 April 12, 2022

[monkey plugger]

a person who only fornicates black people

dude my manager is such a monkey plugger he only hits on black chicks

by professor anthony hidalgo July 16, 2008