Nut Jumps

Another way of saying "Blue Balls".

When you try to get with a girl, but instead she gives you blue balls.

Resulting in your sperm jumping around needing to be released soon.

Man, Becky be giving me the nut jumps! If I don't jerk off in her face soon, my balls will explode!

by Endoe Kronic December 23, 2020

nugan nuts

fake testicles. May be used for those who are not fully endowed, or for sex changes.

Brian got his nugan nuts today.

by Sue Billy Bob May 14, 2003

no nut novemeber

No Busting a FAT nut during no nut novemeber (NNN)

Jeffrey: yooo you know its nnn
justin: No? whats nnn?
Jeffrey: omg dude! its No Nut Novemeber!!!
Justin: Whats that
Jeffrey: you cant nut.

by Manlymanofthemen December 21, 2021

Joe Nuts

Joe... Nuts...

Joe Nuts.

by VEanOuf tzhe WIriter May 4, 2023

Deez nuts

the tensticels in a funny way

Guy1:deez nuts
Guy2: kill you're self

by Arbobarbro April 5, 2023

One man's nut is another man's meal

You might not see a nut as an appetizing meal but another person who is really hungry can see that nut as a full course meal and make use of it.
It means that you should appreciate every nut that hits your stomach.

Person 1: Look at this sandwich... gross! Would you eat it if i gave it to you?
Person 2: Well, I am really hungry.
Person 1: I can't believe it! I guess one man's nut is another man's meal.

by Tuna Bananer August 16, 2018

Pope's Nuts

A tasteful alternative to the exclamation "Holy Balls"

"Pope's Nuts this ice cream is good"
"Ahh Pope's Nuts. I forgot my wallet"

by PWAP June 30, 2022