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Prodigal Poop

A large poop in a low-flow toilet piles up until it reaches your butthole— thus returning from whence it came. Therefore it is called The Prodigal Poop.
I should have flushed half way through this morning. That Texas Tube Snake turned into a real Prodigal Poop.
by RandyFalstaff December 9, 2024
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oh poop

something to say when you get stuck on the moon
oh poop...
by Peter the horse is here January 29, 2025
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Fruit poop lush ice

When you walk into a bathroom or space where it smells like poop but also smells like a fruity vape
me: hey bro it smells like fruit poop lush ice in here
Bro: yea man I was smacking the geek and I got the nic shits too
me: bro that's brutal
by anonymous January 30, 2025
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Piggyback Poop

Pooping into a toilet that has already been pooped in by someone else and then flushing the toilet.
You know it’s truly a marriage when you and your partner Piggyback Poop regardless of what the state says.
by Black Marmalade March 21, 2025
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Victorian poop pipe

The act of lying on one's stomach and imserting a pipe or hose up one's anus whilst haveing a partner straddle one's back, huffing any rectal gassees that might be expelled. If done correctly, there is no act of flatulence, rather the stink fumes waft out at a steady, gradual pace for the huffer to enjoy at their leisure. In some cases, excrement itself can suddenly launch out of the tube, covering the huffer and adjacent surfaces in a shower of stank. This is particularly a common occurrence if the person in question partakes of a diet high in fats and low in fiber. If such an incident occurs, it is customary for the huffer to exclaim 'by jove, we have struck oil, old chap!' Failure to do so is considered both bad form and bad luck.
Sandra gave me a Victorian poop pipe last night, it was a cracking good time, lads!
by Carnie_Asada April 18, 2025
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No poop July

When you don't poop during July!
Retard: Did you join in on No Poop July?
Me: No, I need to shit!
by Kanye West toenail July 1, 2025
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nasty poop

adjective / noun
A cheeky, light-hearted way to call someone (usually a girl) mean or sassy in a playful, teasing manner. Not to be confused with actual bathroom business — this is purely about attitude, not plumbing.
"Wow, Erin just stole the last slice of pizza and pulled an attitude face while eating it. What a nasty poop."
by dictionary 13243546 August 9, 2025
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