Lolli-poop

The act of taking a poop and sucking on a lollipop at the same time.

After two morning espressos, Kristen had to urgently run to the bathroom for a Lolli-poop.

by Low and slow May 11, 2024

poom poop

When a really autistic guy talks about feces

OR the idea of women sharting out their puss

Guy: "Darel can you hop on Fortnite?"
Darel (autism): "narrhh irm doinsg a poom poop"
Guy: "what"
Darel: "eheueuhrhrhe"

Girl: "I'm really glad poom poop isn't a real thing"
other girl: "yh me too.. *poom poops*"

by THEpoompoop May 27, 2024

Black poop

Oh, yeah, I did take Tylenol. Good call doc! Thanks!

Hym "Yeah, no, the black poop was probably the Tylenol. The doctor told me to take it for my jaw thing but, man, this shit is not going away and I can't just take Tylenol forever. Ya know?"

by Hym Iam June 7, 2024

Prodigal Poop

A large poop in a low-flow toilet piles up until it reaches your butthole— thus returning from whence it came. Therefore it is called The Prodigal Poop.

I should have flushed half way through this morning. That Texas Tube Snake turned into a real Prodigal Poop.

by RandyFalstaff December 9, 2024

oh poop

something to say when you get stuck on the moon

oh poop...

by Peter the horse is here January 29, 2025

Fruit poop lush ice

When you walk into a bathroom or space where it smells like poop but also smells like a fruity vape

me: hey bro it smells like fruit poop lush ice in here
Bro: yea man I was smacking the geek and I got the nic shits too
me: bro that's brutal

by anonymous January 30, 2025

Sticky Poop

The poop that sticks to the side of the toilet bowl. The stuff that doesn’t flush right away or requires toilet bowl brushing to clean off.

Hey Menard, what the hell did you eat last night!? Your dump left sticky poop on the sides of the bowl. Why don’t you scrub the bowl after you use it?

by Rump_Supporter_47 March 6, 2026