the zach ryan effect

when you meet someone and they immediately develop something in the back of their mind that thinks you are hot. they will also never forget about you this way

oh yeah i met zach ryan the other day and now the zach ryan effect is taking over my head

by zacherthehacker March 13, 2022

Filthy zach

Is a fat balding 4 eyed geek who can’t stop complaining

I gave Jacob one of my large dildos and he started acting like a filthy Zach because it wasn’t big enough for his booty hole

by Boonshanka March 21, 2022

The hungry zach

When you slap cheese slices on her butt and put your meat inbetween and finish off with that special sauce

I met this chick on the weekend and i gave her the hungry zach

by Hzach February 20, 2022

Pulled a Zach

Missing morning meetings because you assume the whole world does daylight savings time.

Hey, was Zach at the prefetcher meeting?
No, he skipped it, probably pulled a Zach.

Bet he’s at home working on his real mode Linux fork.
Yep, Zach does loves segments.

by MySegmentsAreNonZero November 8, 2023

zach

A Joint of exceptional quality and fineness. Commonly causing those who partake to burst into odd songs

#1-Hey! wanna go out to the woods and smoke this fat zach with me?
#2-Is the pope catholic? lets go! Onward!
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by lovebelow December 9, 2008

zach

zach is a player! everyone loves him, especially girls! he has a wide range of girls everywhere. hes always caught flirting. worries a lot about his reputation, stays positive, and likes to blame things on others. he doesnt care about other people only him self. but zach is a good person deep down inside, but he just hasnt prove it to himself yet.

Zach is not to be messed with.

Zach is a powerful man.

Should I date Zach, he's hot?!

by loverslanefan4eva August 12, 2011

'Zach'ing

The act of seducing inappropriately young women without consequence An 18 year old male seducing a 13 year old or younger female.

"it's not my fault shes 12 and packin raisins"
"Dude, she's in middle-school and you just graduated high-school? Just 'Zach' it.
Hey man do you want to go 'Zach'ing at the elementary school?

by Mr Burgandy August 3, 2011