yard-yo

The slightly-disgusted/irritated verbal "I'm over here" (Goobah-brain/Numb-nutz optional) attention-getter that you call to a seemingly-tunnel-visioned visitor who has obliviously walked right past you on his way to knock on the front door of your house, never noticing that you were sortin' fasteners or paintin' up buoys in da tool-shed less than twenty feet away.

There are so many absurdly-unaware people in dis here town; I almost always have to give a yard-yo if I'm outdoors when one of those dim-minded blokes comes a-knocking.

by QuacksO July 9, 2018

Bend yard

A southern way of saying vineyard. Close to death, considered dead.

I've been to the bend yard.

by LovelyJo January 8, 2023

barn yard dog

a person that is an idiot or does something very dumb.

Tom Taylor stop doing that your acting like a barn yard dog.

by amos blacklock July 31, 2023

50 yard challenge

A way to have everybody's attention.

When the guy got to his 50th yard with 30 seconds out of the hour to go, he had everyone's attention in the neighborhood, along with people from dome of the other neighborhoods and cities and towns who wanted to see if he could really finish 50 yards in one hour. He reached a godlike status when he finished the 50 yard challenge at 59 minutes and 55 seconds.

by Solid Mantis January 20, 2020

Speed Racer Yard Sale

When your wife is shitfaced and you want some trim, so as soon as you get in the house you race upstairs in order to get some before she passes out. With boots, jeans and undies flying all over you lay into it before she goes catatonic.

Trudie and I were out drinking last night and she got so shitfaced I had to pull the Speed Racer Yard Sale before she passed out. She didn't remember it the next morning and wondered why our room looked like a skiing accident.

by Scotty Nice December 11, 2019

yard ornament

A dog which is tied up and left outside, never being let inside or taking of their chain.

"That poor dog, he's been a yard ornament all his life. People who just chain their dogs up shouldn't have dogs"

by holyvulpes December 19, 2017

Yard shitter

An endearing and culturally flavorful term for an Appalachian familly's toddler-aged child whom has yet to master shitting in the appropriate receptical. The parents opt to elicit the child to roam bare-assed outdoors at home, and sequentially squat on the front lawn to relieve themselves.

"Morin', Chad. Think you might have stepped in my yard shitter's business on your way in. Think you can clean that off the carpet?"

by Anus Von Shitzen January 25, 2020