work dumping

an expression used similar to "trauma dumping", used to describe when a friend comes into a group chat ranting about what is going on at their job that nobody cares about

Tony: "i was just about to be caught up and she gives me a million dishes"
Dom: "here he goes work dumping again"

by kulaid July 12, 2024

Work Jack

The act of cranking your hog while at work

Did you hear about Mick? He got fired after pulling a crazy lunchtime work jack.

by Turbo Hog Cranker August 18, 2024

Work Jack

The act of cranking your hog while at work.

Did you hear about Mick? He got fired after pulling a lunchtime work jack.

by Turbo Hog Cranker August 18, 2024

Work Crush

Having a crush on someone you work with. Commonly thinking about it when you see them but never acting on it for fear of causing a work-life drama crisis.

Tanya: oh my gosh I have the biggest work crush on Jeff

Sophie: wait when do you work with him next

by Lovergirl0202 October 21, 2023

Work Pizza

Delivery or carryout from the Domino's pizza chain.

So-called because the company offers special deals for corporate accounts; consequently, it has become the go-to pizzeria for office parties.

"Anyplace but Domino's. This ain't the office, I don't want no work pizza."

by Colonel_Panic November 12, 2023

work herpes

When you have an employee that flares up a few times a year, but you are helpless and can’t get rid of them because they’re related to an influential leader in the company.

Instead of running a competition for a new assistant I’ve been told Jim’s unreliable son will be my assistant… Jim fucked me, and now I have work herpes.

by AJB10129 November 23, 2023

Work Date

An enjoyable break-time occasion at work where colleagues, often with a hint of mutual affection, share a meal or quality time together.

You: "Hey Judy, wanna take a break and play Smash Bros in the playroom?"
Judy: "Sure! Let's do that!"

(Oh man, you won! Good for you! It sounds like a fun Work Date moment!)

by TechHoppin February 29, 2024