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Wizzo the Wizard

A Wizzo is a rare kind of wizard that can only be found in the countries Ruanda and Bolivia. Wizzo's generally have pale buttery-yellow skin that can only be in bad condition. They can be recognised by their extremely sharp fingernails and if you see them, their stumpy toes.

You can also use the word Wizzo to describe an old and stubborn man (that often looks as if they would hug you at any opportunity).
"Wizzo the Wizard! I haven't seen you in so long!"

"You see that man? He's a total Wizzo"
by Egirl_slayer_6969 October 30, 2021
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Wizard's Tower

A position used if you are in danger from ferrel dogs. It resembles lying down on your side with a hand on your head.
Bryn: "I was out running with the ferrel dogs this afternoon but as soon as I took out my lunch they all surrounded me."

Dru: "So did you whip out the Wizard's Tower?"

Bryn: "Oh yeah it worked like a charm!"

*Bear Paw*
by Mark1475 April 17, 2010
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The Wonderful Wizard of Oz

1900 Fantasy novel written by American author L. Frank Baum, it is said to be inspired by the gold and silver standard at the time.

A young Kansas farm girl is swept away by a tornado and magically transported to an exotic far away land of magic, witches and wizards.

Written for American children who could understand it and relate to it better than older European fairy tales. Over the years it has been claimed as the first true American fairy tale, and to this day is regarded as one the greatest novels ever written.

It is book one of a long series of following Oz books (Thirteen sequels), and has been adapted to screen and stage multiple times including the famous 1939 movie "The Wizard of Oz" starring Judy Garland and Broadway's smash hit musical "Wicked" starring Idina Menzel and Kristin Chenoweth.
"We're off the see the wizard, The Wonderful Wizard of Oz!"
by Deter Dan April 10, 2017
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washington wizards

what a surprise! they suck even worse w/o Jordan!
the wizards! they suck!
by Craiggers March 29, 2004
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Weasley's Wizard Wheezes

A joke shop located in Diagon Alley where all you're pranking dreams come true. Owned by Fred (RIP) and George Weasley. Home to anything fun in the wizarding world. Well known for insulting Voldemort with the You-Know-Poo sign.

Argus Filch's worst nightmare...
Dude, let's go to Weasley's Wizard Wheezes!

Yea I need to restock my joke supplies! Filch took it all.
by TrueMILAer December 27, 2010
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pay off wizard

Someone who calls on the river when he is beat. Usually referred to as donks or bad poker players.
"You called me with middle pair? Wow you're a pay off wizard."
by stu kendall November 4, 2008
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Wizard of oz

A really bad movie, ESPEICIALY after you read Wicked
in Wicked Elphaba (the witch) Was really nice when she was growing up, i loved her, but then everything went wrong and so she turned the way she was in the wizard of oz, and btw, galinda was a bitch
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