by Flaming sausage August 13, 2021
Get the Call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arsemug. When a person (usually a female) attracts another person instantly, and the other individual is strung along like a spell was cast on them
Yo, last night Jeremy met this chick at the bar; he totally got witched. Like, this dude can't get enough of her.
by kiradec November 2, 2023
Get the Witchedmug. A slight offset of the term "stupid bitch" sounding more appeasing to the ear. Ones face can also become sloopy, as if their face is drooping down & their eyeballs seem to fall off their face.
"Get over here you sloopy witch!"
"The man who's face was ripped off by chimpanzees, he now looks like a sloopy witch."
"The man who's face was ripped off by chimpanzees, he now looks like a sloopy witch."
by The sloop god April 12, 2017
Get the sloopy witchmug. Euphemism for an assassin. Usually in the context of political assassinations. Originating when Far-Right political pundit Charlie Kirk was assassinated shortly after a writer for Jezebel paid etsy witches to hex him.
Person 1: "Do you hear the outrageous shit he's saying!?"
Person 2: "He better wish that someone does get a 'Etsy Witch' to 'hex' him."
Person 2: "He better wish that someone does get a 'Etsy Witch' to 'hex' him."
by Marxist Rich September 12, 2025
Get the Etsy Witchmug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025
Get the <The Blair Witch Project>The Sunflower Deed Sunflower The <The Blair Witch Project>mug. by WitchhunterW658 June 10, 2018
Get the Witchmug. - My little sister keeps listening to this annoying singer, I can't stand it anymore.
- What singer?
- I don't know. She has this high-pitched voice and keeps calling this Heathcliff.
- Aaah, it's the Red witch.
- Red witch?
- Yeah, Kate Bush.
- Never heard of her...
- What singer?
- I don't know. She has this high-pitched voice and keeps calling this Heathcliff.
- Aaah, it's the Red witch.
- Red witch?
- Yeah, Kate Bush.
- Never heard of her...
by fannyhill1972 December 12, 2018
Get the Red witchmug.