Weed it and Reap Sister!

An alternative to the popular expression "Read it and Weep Sister!", which involves publicly humiliating others with pure fact. The only difference with this one is that you say it to fellow gardening chums while carrying out essential weeding tasks in your garden. The idea being that you foster generally better growing conditions there.

Busily weeding your lettuce patch with a pal on a Saturday morning in your allotment, you turn to this gardening chum and exclaim: Weed it and Reap Sister! (Then Hi-5!)

by frank_bird May 18, 2010

Weedaholic

Someone who constantly consumes marijuana.

Jimmy doesn't do anything anymore but smoke his bong. I think he is becoming a weedaholic.

by EWheezy June 6, 2013

Weed Block

The act of someone, usually an innocent bystander, parking right next to you when you're waiting to buy weed, making it difficult for the deal to happen smoothly.

"There was only 2 parking spots left, so I took one, assuming Tony would park in the other, but we got weed blocked and had to walk across the parking lot with a QP"

by Newjackhustla June 24, 2009

weed

n. one of many terms for marijuana.

"Man, that's really great weed."

by The Doctor October 2, 2004

Weeded

The act of being marijuaned as fuck. High.

"Yo Skeeter, that kush got me weeded as fuck!"

by pussachondriac December 25, 2016

weed on deck

to have lots and lots of weed
"an expansive amount of marijuana"

"holy fuck that nigga got weed on deck err day son!"

"dude, you're white. i know he has a fuckload of weed but don't talk in 'ebonics'"

"FUCK YOU BITCH HE GOT WEED ON DECK"

by fourfourfourty October 16, 2008

booty weed

when you buy weed and barely get high off it. usually bought from mexicans

"that was some booty weed you bought off pablo"

by x7x2x7x July 9, 2009