Dick washed

For a female be totally brainwashed because she is having sex with someone. Male version pussy washed.

Sally; Man Jessica can't see what a dochbag Bobby is she's so dick washed!

by Big Loulou August 20, 2013

Ultimate Wash

Ultimate win meets ultimate fail.

Co-worker 1: HEY its 4:30 - almost time to go home! ULTIMATE WIN

Co-worker 2: Yeah, its ONLY 4:30 though. ULTIMATE FAIL.

Co-worker 1: Dude, ULTIMATE WASH.

by public_brainmelt December 11, 2009

Bachelor wash

When you wash dishes without soap and just rub the food particles off with your fingers.

My girlfriend always criticizes my bachelor washing technique.

by Chieftank January 2, 2019

Ass Wash

Ass Wash is a reagent used mainly for cleansing and/or scrubbing ones posterior, but also has wildly interesting applications in the paralysis of C. elegans for scientific study.

Bobby: "Man, that Ass Wash is some really good stuff!"

Frank: "Wait, what do you mean 'ass wash'? What is that?"

Bobby: "I was using my buddy's ass wash and it really cleaned me up good. Plus it helped me image my worms!"

by ElephantLitter October 9, 2014

posh wash

Blow Job

When a penis is cleaned by ones mouth

Hard day at word, give us a posh wash love

by crazylion May 1, 2014

buffalo wash

a slang term for "bfflbwsh," meaning "best friends for life because we're so hot"

Fine, I'll go with you to that party. But only because you are my buffalo wash.

by brightwhiteappl November 5, 2009

Back Wash

back wash is when someone drinks out of a bottle or container that more than one person is drinking from and pour some of the beverage from their mouth back in, or the worst part Saliva/spit, or really be both. thats why everyone needs to pour their own glass. and dont let your kids drink out the juice jug. can cause hiv and aids if someone is infected. etc anything like that.

dont back wash, everyone has to drink that.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 21, 2022