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rofl my waffle

A deviration of rofl, lengthened for the sake of humor. The term rofl is rhyming with the word waffle.
Joe: My brother is pregnant.
Bob: rofl my waffle
by sicnarf March 1, 2005
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waffles

1. A sex act most commonly performed in the morning (hence the breakfast connection) or before an arduous task in which a woman positions her outer labia over the mouth of her lover while the lover is still sleeping, slightly gyrating or "waffling" over the lovers mouth, feigning suffocation, but in fact intended as a pleasant and very loving wake-up call.

2. The outer labia of a woman's vagina
This morning, I had set my alarm for 7am, but Kenesha beat me to the punch by serving up a heaping helping of her homemade waffles.
by Dr. Petra Ona Pousai September 26, 2010
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The Soggy Waffle Game

When a group of males sit in a circle, surrounding a waffle/biscuit/cookie and continually masturbate until everyone has ejaculated on the waffle. The last person to ejaculate then has to eat the waffle.
Man..... I got to play The Soggy Waffle Game last night, and i had to eat it at least 3 times.
by Charles8675309 August 24, 2011
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chicken & waffles

tha greatest accomplishment of the african americans, a fine african american dish made by a man named roscoe
get me some chicken and waffles, BEE-yotch
by tha SHIZ-NICK January 9, 2005
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waffle fist

a hand brace worn to heal drunken accidents. looks like a big plastic waffle. gives the user special powers of alcohol consumption.
wes cullinane has one after a drunken mistake, and has to wear it for the rest of his life cause he fucked up his habd again.
by StiZOne April 10, 2003
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cleveland hot waffle

the act of when a woman shits on a her partners chest then proceeds to hit it with a tennis racket thus making it look like a waffle
Jessica totally gave me a cleveland hot waffle last night.
by BMTH_1234 July 4, 2016
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twat waffle

a useless human being. (non gender specific) the kids are saying this nowadays instead of douche bag.
Jeremy, stop being such a twat waffle.
by Sacul Iksok October 11, 2007
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