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Waking up in beast mode

When you party all night long and wake up still feeling totally fucking awesome.
Dude, I took 28 shots last night and fell off a construction crane, and I still ended up waking up in beast mode!
by samthegreater October 26, 2011
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walking taco

a walking taco is a when any/all the taco fixings you want are added to a bag of Fritos and you can "walk" away with it. (as seen on David Letterman 6/4-5/07)
I had never heard of a walking taco until watching Letterman last night. Does this mean I need to get more? Probably not.
by SammieKins June 27, 2007
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walking the dog

I'm going to be out walking the dog for a second.
by mynameisnotcraig April 16, 2011
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Clank Wanking

A ritual of male masturbation whereby the wanker pulls or yanks vigorously down on his balls aka clankers with one hand while simultaneously vigorously strokes his shaft with the other. Highly stimulating.
Frank could barely walk at work on Monday. It was obvious that he has spent his weekend watching porn and clank wanking.
by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017
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walking video

Similar to the face video, except the singer is in motion instead of static. Examples include Ladyhawke's "Paris is Burning" and Mia Doi Todd's "My Room is White".
1: Dude, your walking video does not make you look harcore. Sorry, fail.
by noreallyitsnot August 3, 2009
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walking poops

The result of having to poop so bad, that you don't make it to the restroom in time, and start pooping while you walk. (see also walking farts)
"Poor Grandma got the walking poops at the Wal-Mart last night. She left little poo tracks all the way to the restroom."
by Haywood Jalissen August 21, 2011
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couple walking

in high school, when a couple walks through the halls, holding hands and looking lovingly at each other, they tend to walk at a speed that makes anyone stuck behind them want to gouge their eyes out. this is called couple walking.
(can also apply to non-couples walking together in the halls at a way below average pace, such as fat girls or teachers)
Caitlin: dude, why were you late for class?
Jessie: i got caught behind dylan and carly couple walking! god, they go about as fast as a pair of fucking turtles.
by jesserz92 May 6, 2008
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