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Urban Dictionary 

1. Awkward.
2. A website gives definitions to sheltered home schoolers who don't know any slang terms. At all.
3. You're using it right now stupid.
George: "Hey Frank, you know what a blowjob is?"

Frank: "Nope but there's this site you can look it up on, Urban dictionary"

George: "What the heck?! ...Oh crap it's my mom! Close it out!"

Urban Dictionary 

A place where republican people (that think they're democrats) go to rip on pop music and tell the latest jokes that have been going around.
Lets go rip on republicans on Urban Dictionary, and then we can talk about how the government sucks! (Liberal president in office.) Wait a minute...
Urban Dictionary by borix134 June 17, 2013

Urban Dictionary 

Urban Dictionary is a website where bored people define nonexisting acronyms and fabricated words, like "WGMLTYWU" and "kflusa".
"Oh, I'm so bored so I'm going to define 'fdlJUVKL;SS<Da' at Urban Dictionary."
"Hi everyone, search 'Wheagle' at Urban Dictionary – that's my definition!"
Urban Dictionary by Bored Giraffe August 26, 2013

Urban Dictionary 

A place where you take a word and put your own opinion as the definition.
Urban Dictionary - That place where you look up your name and feel good about yourself

Justin Bieber - The worst singer ever

Xbox - Fucking horrible

PS3 - Sucks dick

PC - Fanbase thinks they're the best

urban dictionary 

the place where you can find the meaning to the words your black friends say.
person 1: that girl ratchet!

person 2: uh... y..yeah... yeah she sure is.

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later that day

*goes to urban dictionary and searches the word ratchet*

person 2: so that's what it means...
urban dictionary by Kira Savior October 13, 2013

Urban dictionary 

This! You retard
Urban dictionary by ??????.... November 26, 2013