Bargoed Unicorn

A Welsh mythological creature similar to a magpie. It has a singular horn like claw, which it uses to steal the eyeballs of unaware passersby; which it then uses for sustenance.
Watch out! That's a Bargoed Unicorn, they steal eyeballs!
by WelshCyclops November 25, 2015
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Swamp Unicorn

A large, sweaty, over aggressive chick that flirts with the bisexual line in an uncomfortable manner that makes heterosexual females uncomfortable.
The swamp unicorn would not leave my new gf. Alone

That swamp unicorn just asked Michelle out to dinner.
by Doxa3 March 17, 2018
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Unicorn Crush

When you have a crush on someone that you know you have zero chance with, like your hot teacher, or a celebrity, or your best friend’s mom. It’s called a Unicorn crush because, like unicorns, it’s not real, but it’s something everyone knows about and understands.
“Oh my gosh, I have a huge crush on our new teacher.”
“It’s just a unicorn crush, calm down.”
by Got.Any.Grapes? April 03, 2022
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unicorn puncher

One who keeps arrogant creatures from boasting about themselves.

A way to prevent false promises.
Oh, you make 100k a year, well I punch unicorns in the face. I am the unicorn puncher.
by Unicornpuncher December 19, 2016
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unicorn attitude

When you have a positive attitude when people drive you insane.
"These people are driving me insane oh my gosh"
"well that's not a unicorn attitude "
by skylieeeeeeeee May 08, 2017
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Unicorn dragon

Unicorn dragon is a term typically used to identify a wlw couple. Introduced by Lauren Jauregui in her coming out letter. “I’m a unicorn but I’m in love with a dragon”.
Will you be the unicorn to my dragon?
We could be the best unicorn dragon!
by Hehecamren September 10, 2020
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The Surprise Unicorn

A sex move in which you’re fucking a girl from behind while you’re licking an ice cream cone. At the moment of climax, you turn the cone upside down and stick it on her forehead while she moans. The move resembles a neighing unicorn.
“Bro, you should’ve seen her face when I hit her with The Surprise Unicorn. It was priceless.”
by AidanTheHill123 July 26, 2023
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