anal trumpet

When you blow into ones asshole, and it makes a sound like a trumpet

Hey lover come here and let me play your anal trumpet

by TrÜtH September 4, 2016

Habanero Trumpet

You eat a large amount of spicy food before sex and during you leave a foul smelling spicy steamer on your lovers chest or face

"I told him I liked it spicy in the bedroom so he gave me a Habanero Trumpet"

by Krazychris89 July 25, 2016

frozen trumpet

Freezing your own poo and using it as a solid dildo

I really enjoyed using my frozen trumpet last night

by Lovely human being December 26, 2016

Trumpet

Blowing someone while listening to opera

That was a really nice trumpet

by Where is Chester November 19, 2020

Trumpet Kid

A Trumpet kid is a internet meme of a child or teenager annoying a girl or female with a trumpet . This internet meme has been memafied multiple times setting a annoying or normal song like the child is playing the song.

That kid is a real annoying kid .
OR.
That kid is a real trumpet kid

by Your_Maker June 5, 2018

Elephant Trumpet

Making the sound of an elephant trumpet while also raising an arm to mimic the elephant trunk can be perceived as a way to subtly simulate the white supremacist salute without being obvious.

He made the elephant trumpet sound and raised his hand. I think he is a white supremacist.

by El Bombastico September 27, 2025

Muffled Trumpet

When you sense you lady friend is about to flatulate in the act of cunnilingus, reach your hand between her loins open palmed and gently press against her bum hole, and control the release of wind at your discretion.

Jake: "I can't go down on my wife after Taco Tuesday, if you know what I mean."
Matt: "Yo, you gotta play the muffled trumpet. Works wonders with Lexi. She loves it."
Jake: "Just get up in there?"
Matt: "I straight Miles Davised Lexi last Tuesday. Just take it into your own hands. Pun intended."

by bboymono January 28, 2015