trumpeter

1. A person who embodies a brash, unapologetic, and often untrustworthy demeanor, often flaunting their power or influence in controversial or offensive ways.
2. Someone who aggressively promotes themselves or their interests, often disregarding social norms or the feelings of others.

Example: "Did you see him at the party last night? He was such a trumpeter, acting like he owned the place and grabbing 'em by the pussy"

Verb
To flaunt one's perceived superiority or power in a crude or offensive manner.

Example: "He was trumpeting around the office, bragging about his weekend escapades without a care for who was listening."
Hey, isn't that guy a trumpeter? I heard he lives high on the hog because he lies and doesn't pay taxes..
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cock your trumpet

British
To take ages on the toilet, usually taking a really long shit.
"After that long walk I'm gonna go cock my trumpet."

"Oh you're going in? Are you gonna cock your trumpet?"
"Hahaha yeah gonna be ages"
"Ok don't be too long"
by dkamais498 July 04, 2020
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anal trumpet

When you blow into ones asshole, and it makes a sound like a trumpet
Hey lover come here and let me play your anal trumpet
by TrÜtH February 22, 2016
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burnt trumpet

A derivative of a rusty trombone without the pesky slide.

1. A musical instrument found in the ashes of a fire;

2. What happens after the glory hole factory's annual 50 hole dash where some folks weren't following the rules.
Examples:
1. Hey, look, I found this burnt trumpet near the chimney;
2. Naw dude I'm not going to work, again today. Monday was rough, still trying to get all the shit off my burnt trumpet.
by FMBC25 December 23, 2024
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Chilly Trumpet

The act of accidentally touching the moist freezing rim of the toilet with the end of your cock whilst you sit on the shitter contemplating life and snapchatting your nearest and dearest.

It is by the most uncomfortable experience a man can endure.
"Man, I just experienced a chilly trumpet whilst snapping Jessica about what happened in Oceana last night"

"Oh dear how unpleasant!"
by Jonathon Pembersley April 23, 2015
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hiney trumpet

What you would call someone or, more specifically, someone's bum when they have a loud, rumbling passing of gas.
Oh my god, did you just fart? I felt that hiney trumpet over here!

Dude, seriously? You're a damn hiney trumpet!
by piratefire777 February 12, 2016
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Man, the bird website just isn’t the same now that they’ve actually gone and kicked Donge l’Orange de la Trumpeter Swange out of the nest.
by Hogtrude Parker January 12, 2021
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