Tristan

An absolute chad with a massive cock

Have you seen Tristan"s huge horse cock? That shit be bussin'

by guccicoochygooch September 5, 2021

tristan

tristan. /trïstan/ a particularly effeminate ascot, originally worn by habsburg fancy men. it would see a resurgence in the 1960s when re-popularized by notable communists such as shel silverstein and fred jones

Friend: Yo, we hitting the festive gathering later? Habsburg lad: Alas I cannot, my tristan is caught in a loom again

by SauceyClive774 March 4, 2024

Tristan

Some big sexy thiccc 250lb fat bitch

Guy1 have you seen Tristan?

Guy2 yea he’s gotta be 250 lb at least

Guy3 yea tristans big and sexy

by Deeeeeeeeez nutttttttzzzzzzzz November 3, 2021

Tristan French

Tristan French is my dad that is my dad and also did I mention he’s my dad

Tristan French is my mommy and my daddy

by Samtheman61 January 24, 2021

Tristan Oien

A man who’s not quite sure how to go outside and touch grass but when he does it hurts he’s is a super skilled Fortnite player but some how gets women online through yellow ghost app he’s got goofy at light skin eyes and does the npc when needed he has a crush on Oliver Freidlander and they do bang time so Jimmy gets made

I’m about to do a Tristan Oien in you *cums*

by capson November 16, 2022

Tristan

Tristan can be annoying but he's country and he likes trucks and hanging with the boyzz

Girl 1: OMG have you seen Tristan and his Friends They are so Hot.
Girl 2: OMG yes i want to fuck Tristan

Girl 1: omg same

Tristan: So yall want my 12 inch dick

Girl 1 yes!!!!!!!
Girl2 omg harder

by 2nd Gen Dodge November 5, 2020

Tristan

The dumb ass of the group... the kid that nobody really likes but they let him hang around cause he provides entertainment in a really messed up way.

Oh yeah, our friend group has a tristan too!

by Realshitmyguy December 15, 2019