tool bag

The supreme combination of being an utter tool and a total douche bag. Think fist pumping pricks with no brains, a thick Jersey/NYC/Long Island accent (you know the one), and overly tanned orange skin. Oh, and mountains of hair gel for their short haircuts.

All the guys on MTV's Jersey shore are complete tool bags and they don't even know it. Sit back and enjoy.

by Greekbrain December 15, 2009

tool shed

A slut (a tool being a male reprodtive organ, a shed being a place to put it.

Andrea is a toolshed

by eroc43 April 19, 2005

TOOL IT UP!

The act of becoming "Tooled Up", in which the participator enters a semi-god status, and is invulnerable to fire, magic and all forms of physical pain. Tooling It Up is a very draining experience, and often the user must spend several hours recupriating after Tooling It Up.

To initiate the process of Tooling It Up, a person must raise his right fist above his head, and cry "TOOL IT UP!"

Warning: Do not Tool It Up unless you have eaten your breakfast, as it is a very draining experience

They were fighting a losing battle, until they cried "TOOL IT UP!" They then Tooled It Up and became demigods, which turned the tide of the battle

by TIU4LIFE October 28, 2006

Tool Shed

A bar with a very poor male to female ratio.

Dude, lets go to another bar, this place is a fuckin tool shed.

by A.C. Sativa February 8, 2013

tool porn

The act of men observing and admiring the use of fancy, expensive tools to build projects and fix problems in ways that the average man has no hope of accomplishing in real life. These are typically television programs or magazines where the porn is presented by experts to be appealing to an average schlub who does not possess the means to imitate them.

Did you watch {This Old House, Trucks!, etc.} yesterday? I love watching tool porn.

I take the tool catalog to the bathroom to be alone with my porn.

by FiatLukes October 24, 2009

tool time

1. one who appears to be hard and too cool for the rest when in reality most people in the group hate him.
2. time upon which the tool enters the room

syn: douchebag, outkast

"there's tool time tagging along with sarah again."
"look here's here... it's TT"

by Drainer June 30, 2005

tool pool

A location where a large group of tools are in close proximity. The tools will usually get along fabulously because they can all relate to each other.

Boy 1: Dude, did you watch the season premiere of Daisy of Love?
Boy 2: Yeah, the house on that show is a tool pool.

by Halfcaff April 26, 2009