Cumfetti Tossing

When a man simultaneously masturbates and tries to flick his pre-cum across the room like confetti.

I was "Cumfetti Tossing" like crazy last night, that shit went everywhere!

by ppglazer67 August 13, 2025

bagel tossing

the act of putting a bagel on a rectum and jumping on a schlong.

imspired by horseshoe tossing and the angel grapefruit teqnique.

damn jimmy I didn't know bagel tossing coupd be a professional soort.

by dabskii August 24, 2025

Salad Tossing

This basically means that someone is being fucked very hard. It’s almost alarming. I mean lettuce on the floor and toppings in the air. This is a very passionate way of saying you love or hate someone .

Calc is tossing my salad. “Salad tossing” meaning being fucked.

by Thegoatlebron October 20, 2025

thomas fletcher-tomlinson

Has a husband named Josh and together they have a child called Ugandan knuckles. Also has large penis and incredibly muscular....⚡

"Jeez Thomas Fletcher-Tomlinson, he's fast and big...⚡"

by Ugandan knuckles aka CrazyTaft February 18, 2018

mrs…tomlinson

mrs…tomlinson is a person that made me bisexual and shit. They are obsessed with Louis Tomlinson and Larry. a bit scary. but they always know when to make you laugh. fucking dumbass. <3

them: do you like mrs…tomlinson?
me: yes, i’m the reason i am who i am today

by finelinesjess June 28, 2021

mrs…tomlinson

mrs…tomlinson is a famous tiktoker with a insane obsession with One Direction and Louis Tomlinson. They have crusty eyelashes, which is ok bc i love them for it. they are a dumbass.

them: do you like mrs…tomlinson on tiktok?
me: like? honey i love 👩🏼 ❤️ 💋 👩🏼🤌🏼

by finelinesjess June 28, 2021