Tom

Typically a ginger bloke who tends to watch funny cat videos on his shit Sony Phone

Look at that ginger kid. He must be Tom.

by I watch funny cat videos February 1, 2017

Tom MacDonald

A Canadian- born American rapper. He first "made it" through his single "Dear Rappers" which blew up off a Facebook advertisement. He began making music that is often labeled "controversial" and "offensive." His current net worth is $12 million dollars as of 2022. He calls his fan base "Hangover gang," and even has a merch website called www.hangovergang.com. He is fully independent, all of his music and videos are made by him and his girlfriend, Nova Rockafeller. He has collaborated with many big artists, such as Dax, Adam Calhoun, Brandon Hart, Nova Rockafeller, Struggle Jennings, and Ryan Upchurch. He has been name- dropped in many songs by Topher, Royce da 5'9, and has even had a song produced by Eminem. He is often number one on the itunes charts. He has gotten on the top 5 billboard charts countless times. He has been featured on Fox news, The Dopey podcast, and done interviews with video reactors such as Nolifeshaq, flawdzilla, and many others, and is continuing to rise today.

He is often criticized for his typically left- leaning views, and for simply just being Canadian. These criticisms not only don't bother him, but motivate him to continue "making the internet mad."

"Have you heard the new Tom MacDonald song? It's number one on the billboard charts!"

by Just Another No Name June 6, 2022

tom kaulitz

this man is the hottest alive and you cant prove me wrong. all the other definitions of this man were fr written like 15 years ago. hes part of tokio hotel and their main audience were girls. hes now married to heidi klum and has like 4 step kids

girl 1: heidi klum stole my tom kaulitz!
girl 2: bitch stfu he doesnt even know you exist you dont fucking own him

by ifkxoxo August 17, 2023

creeping tom

While stopped at a stoplight, something in a nearby car catches your eye (sorority bumper sticker, etc) and in order to ascertain the nailablilty of the driver you let off the brake and idle into a position where you could reach ideal creeping angle. Also, known as a Creeping Jane for females.

“Look, that Isuzu has a “Sassy Chick” sticker on the bumper.”

“Pull a Creeping Tom up there to get a better look-see. I think we got something.”

“Weak dude, I let off my brake for that? She’s a 7.1 on the Nailer Scale.”

by Ockman May 2, 2008

Tom Hiddleston

a tall sexy british man who’s only goal in life is to ruin your love life by being the definition of high standards. he is the most wholesome man you will ever have the pleasure of you’ll ever know.

Tom Hiddleston is the most wholesome of the MCU characters.

I will never find a partner because of Tom Hiddleston.

by spencer raine November 24, 2021

Danger Tom

a name given to any individual who is straight up fucking crazy. It is also required that said "Danger Tom" is a boyscout and incredibly good looking as to the attract ladies or "bitties".

Having a very large penis is also common / necessary.

"Hey man we should start a fire its getting late!"

"Don't worry well just get danger tom here to do it for us"

*Danger Tom uses Axe spray to start a campfire while burning down half of your tent*

by thickwick October 1, 2010

Tom's Mum

Where someone is so bad at computer games you threaten to phone their mum to come over and play for them.

Player 1: Dude, you just died... Again.

Player 2 : (Irrelevant whiny excuse)

Player 1 : Don't worry, I've already started ringing Tom's Mum.

by Fumita October 18, 2012