raccoon pool party

when raccoons gather in pools for mass suicides

Yo I stuck at home all day cleaning up after the raccoon pool party

by ben dover the trap king October 15, 2017

Swimming Pool eyes

When eyes are red from smoking weed. It looks as if they had been swimming all day.

see also Chlorine Eyes

Damn, that guy has swimming pool eyes.

by Reghan Moselle February 05, 2011

swim in the gene pool

the act of cumming in one's Listerine bottle at a party.

Jimbo: How was that party the other night?
RyeGuy: Hella lame! Except when Dready took a swim in the gene pool.
Jimbo: Sheeeet!

by rjr11772 February 04, 2009

Panama City Pool Party

When you take a poop in a toilet and proceed to jerk off and ejaculate in the same toilet before flushing.

Bro 1:Dude i just went to drain the tank in your bathroom, but there is a Panama City Pool Party going on in there!!

Bro 2: aww man I musta forgot to flush during my pre party ritual!

Bro 1: yeah man I turned the fan on cuz that bathroom was smelling like straight Jankem bro

by Mista krabs March 20, 2020

Chlorinated Gene Pool

Similar to being called a "mudblood" in Harry Potter. It means that you're a mutated being in human existence. Often used as a very rude insult maintaining that you are superior to them.

Person 1: I don't want to go to work today...
Person 2: Go straddle a narwhal, you chlorinated gene pool.

by ThatsMyPie July 22, 2011

Local Swimming Pool Bitching

When someone bitches, complains or refuses to use their local swimming pool for whatever reason. Often an excuse for lack of swimming skill or ability. Local swimming pool bitching is the lowest of the low and should not be tolerated in modern society.

Toby: why don't you swim at your local pool?

Elliot: because I have no common sense and I drive 15miles to an Identicle cuboid full of water.

Toby: what's wrong with the local pool?

Elliot: I dislike the Shape.

Toby: stop local swimming pool bitching, fuck a dog

by TheElderPrawn October 18, 2011

deep end of the gene pool

Slang manner of saying someone is very intelligent or physically beautiful or both.

Yup, she’s definitely swimming in the deep end of the gene pool!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 08, 2020