hot load

What you see right after you bust a nut.
After it sits for awhile, it ceases to be hot anymore, and therefore becomes a cumbeard

Yeah I busted a hot load right on his cumbeard. He almost looks like a mountain man now, but it's sperm instead of ice.

by Creamy Beaver July 6, 2004

loading a musket

When you take a release fecal matter into a girl's vagina and shove it in with your penis.

Dude, I couldn't come over last night because I was busy loading a musket

by Pampowncake March 17, 2011

Pope-load

anything that can be counted with a large number. preferably related with the pope (any pope, at any time)

The pope's comments about Islam caused a pope-load of controvsey for him.

by boo-boo GL October 24, 2006

Load Of Shame

When one gets so turned on, that one bust a load in pants, then has to walk an extreme distance with load in pants.

Jak: Dude, i was on the bus and mandy was kissing on my neck and gave me the load of shame.
Jimmy: dude, im sorry to hear that.

by jordan9257 October 24, 2011

water loading

A scatological technique whereby the user induces a movement by drinking large amounts (1-2 glasses) of water. The water serves a dual purpose, both "pushing" the shit along, as well as indicating to the brain that more food has been consumed and prior meals need to be evacuated.

I've been constipated all day, but it's nothing I can't fix by water loading.

by colostomes June 10, 2008

loaded for bear

Carrying more equipment than necessary. Overloaded. It can be used in a variety of ways meaning a person is equipped more than necessary for his/her prey.

A woman dresses "to the nines" with high heels, lipstick, new hair-do, perfume, etc. for club-hopping. "She's loaded for bear."
A youth is going hunting for squirrel but takes his father's high-powered rifle and a shotgun. He's loaded for bear.

by David Porter October 12, 2003

hefty load

A milkman sized cum shot, at least one cup (236 ml) of nut bust.

Me: I shot a hefty load, all over a hooker that looked like Lady Gaga, but less gay looking. Here, I taped it on my new phone.

some chick: You're a fucking pig, but you're loaded. That means you can shoot your hefty load on my tits. After we hit Bloomingdale's, of course.

Me: Having money it awesome.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 14, 2010