the hairy beast

A girl whose body is covered in gross hair. Although she tries to shave it, she will always be known as the hairy beast. Gross.

The hairy beast has bad B.O.

by Caitlin & Mandy March 20, 2005

Hairy road

Hair leading from pubic region to navel - typically narrow band.

That kid already has a hairy road. At this rate, he'll have a big ol' tuft hanging over his ass crack by the time he's 20!

by Weenis isn't November 16, 2010

Hairy Cremer

A name for someone with perfect hair that spits cream all over a chicks face after fucking her in the ass. He does this while checking out / combing his hair in the mirror.

Dude, I pulled a hairy cremer last night and my hair looked soooo tight when that bitch got creamed!

by Dog Face Gremlinz September 2, 2011

Hairy Eyes

When a woman has dark hairs on or around her nipples.

The dirty old granny often answers the front door topless, letting her saggy hairy eyes hang all out.

by CDKP December 7, 2012

Hairy Muff

Pretty much means fair enough but used when you someone says something thats rude but you find funny

Angus: Mate, wouldn't it be funny if you died from eating too much Nutella?
Myles: ahaha hairy muff it most defiantly would be

by PoshCunt69 January 7, 2015

hairy beast

a very hairy young man by the name of thomas wildthing.

hey hairy beast!

by goth-boy November 5, 2003

Hairy Mary

A girl who likes to rip your pubes put with her teeth and then eat it mixed with you semen.

"How was your date with Jenna last night?"
"She was a hairy Mary, dude"

by theduude September 25, 2013