goblin friend

The goblin friend is not the same as a crack head friend. They make weird sounds. Their music taste is genuinely scary to others. NEVER FEED PAST 12 AM YOU WILL REGRET IT!!!!!!

Jake: Look there’s Rylie

Angalina: Yeah she’s our goblin friend

Jake: I’m sorry you WHAT

by Anyways_so January 19, 2021

Asshole Goblin

Another word for Hemorrhoid.

This Damn Asshole Goblin is trying to Dap up the turds as they comin out.

by WraithBlade993 April 8, 2020

goblin grappler

when a male grabs a womans tit, boob, breast, bazoonga (singular) and or tata (singular for tatas) and squeeezes the shit out of it.

boy 1 - "she slapped me bro!"
boy 2 - "whatd you do homie?"
boy 1 & 2 - "GOBLIN GRAPPLER!'

by jreagan43 July 21, 2011

Stabbing goblins

When someone is jerking off two cocks close to their face with their tongue out. Its called this because the action makes it look like youre stabbin some goblins

Where's Ally? Is she off stabbing goblins again?

by Allycat88 July 30, 2018

goblin breath

The smell of your breath when waking up in the morning, after having a post midnight snack.

Johnny said I had goblin breath when I woke up this morning. I knew I shouldn't have eaten that midnight burrito.

by Hns89 May 11, 2014

Turkish Goblin

A rare species of twink endemic to Turkey with an abnormally large penis, usually an alcoholic.

I saw a Turkish Goblin on my trip to Istanbul

by iwantmisatotofartonme February 10, 2021

gloryhole goblin

One of the highest ranking in the peeping Tom category. A gloryhole goblin is a nasty little troll like creature who gets off on watching dudes shit and wash their foreskin.

"Bro I swear theres someone watching me I think it's a gloryhole goblin" "there ain't no such thing as a gloryhole goblin" 24 A Winter Street Sanford ME

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 10, 2022