French People

People who have cool accents but will never top the Irish in skill and alcohol.

French people will never out drink Irish people!

by dononoo December 8, 2010

Le French

a great companion like a seelie in genshin le french can be found in its natural habitat on discord and anime kisa watching slime diaries

hello, Le French

by aatermis April 13, 2021

French Blumpkin

A variation of the traditional Blumpkin, performed while cleaning one's undercarriage on a Bidet.

Always a classy gentlemen, Martine opted to forego the often dirty Blumpkin for the more hygienic French Blumpkin. Stacey was appreciative of the fact she didn't have to taste his shit.

by PV Kings November 12, 2012

French Wank

When one cries during/after sex or masturbation.

"You cried after you fucked Max? And Simon? It seems that all you can do these days is French wank."

by Millennial Ghost January 26, 2023

French sip

When your lover kisses you with a mouthful of wine, preferably champagne, and passes you a sip; thus a French sip.

She drank from her champagne glass, kissed me and gave me a French Sip.

by aspman September 23, 2015

French novelist

polite way of saying "ball sack"; the French novelist is Honoré de Balzac

Always wear an athletic cup, so nobody accidentally kicks you in the French novelist.

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 19, 2016

french mist

Female retaliation for receipt of a Dutch Oven whereby she hovers above her sleeping boyfriend's face and delivers an exceptionally moist and fart.

Amy got me back for trapping her in a Dutch Oven and laid down a filthy French Mist. I'll never be the same again!

by mcginty February 25, 2015