mcginty's definitions

french mist

Female retaliation for receipt of a Dutch Oven whereby she hovers above her sleeping boyfriend's face and delivers an exceptionally moist and fart.

Amy got me back for trapping her in a Dutch Oven and laid down a filthy French Mist. I'll never be the same again!

by mcginty February 25, 2015

morning thunder

I highly audible fart experienced first thing when one awakes. Often characterised by it's lack of flavour, dry texture and longevity. Often gives a great feeling of satisfaction.

Ahhh, I feel better for that morning thunder'

by McGinty September 6, 2006

Pre-flush

To flush the water-closet prior to defication thereby lubricating the porcelain, thus mitigating the effects of a crash landing.

'Dont forget to pre-flush darling, you do know how you love to crash-land'.

by McGinty September 2, 2006