Couch Pussy

a girl that's just your thot, she stays inside the house and does house stuff only.

I love my couch pussy. So much better than those, "going out with my girls" thots. Can't trust 'em.

by kidboston May 4, 2018

Red Couched

Its where your left leg is on the arm rest and ur right leg kneeling on the seats, and constantly getting penetrated by a penis On a red couch with jewels and diamonds in the United Kingdom. Also known as getting royally fucked.

I just red couched Victor at the garden party

by yuqg on IG May 27, 2021

couch chuggin

To couch chug is to chug the crevices of a couch as one would normally “beer” Keeva is the world Champion at 10min 13.58sec

Keeva is the best at couch chuggin.

by Keeva Rules December 21, 2022

Couch Games

When a group of friends or family get together and enjoy multiplayer gaming on a console.

Some friends and I just enjoyed some couch games on the new console.

This Wii-U console has multiple games that can be played for a Couch Game Experience.

by GameBoy09 July 2, 2014

couche face

when your face looks like a couche couchie head

shut up you couche face!

by niggablacuz January 13, 2008

ass couch

A couch which was ejected from your anal cavity by way of your bowels due to an increasing amount of laughter.

Not a whole lot, that dude over there just laughed so hard he shit a couch - Ass couch

by Bhoulio September 29, 2010

couch money

The left over change caught in the cusions of the couch that you search for when you are broke so you can buy cigarettes, beer, or gas.

"Yo, I aint got no smokes. I'm broke as hell so I'll hit the couch money."

by Justin Timbe October 3, 2007