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cleveland cleaner

The "Cleveland Cleaner" (mostly used by people who recycle, are pussies, or live in California) In order to safe money and the enviornment, you take your friends used condom, lick it clean (high in protein and organic), and use it as your own.
Scenario 1: Hey Keith, its Jeremy. I hope you dont mind, I pulled a Cleveland cleaner last night with your condoms because im having a "Vegan And Gays Only Orgy" tonight and i wanted to be earth friendly and save a few dollars. Hope to see YOU, at VAGOO! XOXO Bye!
by Ct. Blackula January 25, 2018
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pull a Grover Cleveland

to win a non-consecutive term, especially in a presidential setting
Pollsters speculate that Donald Trump may pull a Grover Cleveland in the 2024 presidential election.
by popeurban July 2, 2024
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Cleveland pancake

Like a Cleveland waffle, but instead of taking a dump in a persons laptop, then closing it to make a Cleveland waffle. The Cleveland pancake is when you drop a duece on someones ipad screen and then slam the case closed, making a Cleveland pancake.
Mike got Aaron Rodgers in the 8th pick of fantasy football draft so i Cleveland pancaked his ipad
by emoneyOD August 23, 2014
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Cleveland Poop Scooper

When performing a Cleveland Steamer and the female (bottom) partner uses her hands to gather and hold the scat between her breasts, ensuring proper long-term fecal lubrication rather than devolving to general messiness.
Wow! Marlena is the epitome of a Cleveland Poop Scooper. We didn't even get any shit on her sheets when she insisted on going for half the night.
by NDeviations June 5, 2016
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stinky Cleveland

Whiting on a girl during sex
by Dhhjj March 21, 2022
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Cleveland Crumpet

The act of having his/her freshly defected feces pushed out halfway and have there cheeks squished together and rubbed, to make a cleveland crumpet
“Kenzy can I have a cleveland crumpet?”
“I had a major stiffy after my cleveland crumpet.”
by ClevelandCrumpeter June 6, 2025
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Cleveland Browns

The worst football team in the National Football League. Every year.
Person 1: the Cleveland Browns lost again.
Person 2: am I supposed to be surprised or something...
by Beowulf49 March 5, 2020
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