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Kitchen Aide

The outcome of buying this product. Compare to the lemonade Jim Jones served his followers; kiss of death; ultimate buyers remorse. All one has to do is check online for the limitless blogs, forums, and postings from unhappy customers.
OMG! I'm experiencing "Kitchen Aide" syndrome.....I just bought this appliance and it's already died!

I just got off the phone with customer service......and now I feel like dying...I've never felt so totally punked and tea bagged ever! I hate those choads in customer service!
by KahunaJ November 21, 2010
mugGet the Kitchen Aidemug.

Band-aid it

To temporarily fix something by useing Duct tape or some other method.
If you don't have time to fix the radiator on your car band-aid it.
by Jbw1269 August 5, 2006
mugGet the Band-aid itmug.

Ass aids

Something you call your gay friend Ethan
by Youngod277 December 26, 2018
mugGet the Ass aidsmug.

Aids Mobile

An Aids Mobile is a person who decides to walk into ones life and leave them crippled and sickly. Simply by entering a room, an Aids Mobile will bring in quantities of negative energy and instantly decrease the quality of ones day and overall mood.
Girl 1: "Oh god, who invited Amanda to this party?"
Girl 2 "Nobody, that Aids Mobile invited herself, we should go before this party gets any worse.."
by reillywidwid March 22, 2019
mugGet the Aids Mobilemug.

Band-Aid

Someone who helps out the Marching Band in every way possible and are not appreciated enough for their hard work.
Person1: Hey, who are they?

Person2: oh! They’re Band-Aids, they help out with a lot!

Person1: you’re lucky to have them huh?

Person2: you have no idea!
by Fandoms.Fries.and.Flute October 17, 2018
mugGet the Band-Aidmug.

Parkview Aids

A horrible form of the common cold which slowly rips your souls out of you body and crushes any plans you had to get lit on the weekends. Symptoms include diarrhea, cough, sore throat and almost anything in between. Originally formed in the Parkview apartments at Florida International University.
Dude 1: Yo let’s hit the club this weekend.

Dude 2: Nah man I caught parkview aids and I’m slowly deteriorating into absolute shit.
by Thatsupercooldude5566 July 6, 2021
mugGet the Parkview Aidsmug.

AIDS Charger

The computer charger that belongs to a certain person in a school or workplace that always lends it to someone because no one else brings their own. It has gone around so many computers, that its has brought upon itself a form of AIDS.
Hey man, can i borrow you charger?

Ok, but is an AIDS charger.

Dude.....it's a charger
by juntandstuff December 20, 2010
mugGet the AIDS Chargermug.

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