Chloe theory

A theory, usually about health, which seems retard like but might not be so dumbass.

Chloe:"its not excitement-i think i have a heart murmur"
Charlee:" shup its just another one of your chloe theorys"

by deffoblates December 16, 2007

Dependency Theory

A silly idea employed by immature shitheels who would rather riot about idiotic shit than get a real job.

Dude, my parents spoiled me so bad that I love to think I'm smart by talking about Dependency Theory and listen to Rage Against the Machine.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

Molecular Theory

A theory written by Thomas Paine in 1897

The theory states;

"Chipped tooth hoes give the best bop(blowjobs)"

A girl from the ghetto wih a chipped tooth automatically can give someone a good blowjob because of her chipped tooth. This is because of the Molecular Theory.

by Wayne Bluth November 30, 2009

Trickle Down Theory (non-economic theory)

The theory that a male standing in front of a urinal--no matter how much he squeezes, pulls, pushes, wipes, or waits--has a 100% probability of urinating after he has already pulled up his pants and finished relieving himself. Being a theory, it is impossible to prove, but the experience of billions of men of all ages and throughout all time have almost made the statement a truism.

Alex (while relieving himself in front of a urinal): Hey, didn't Reagan say taxing the rich less would mean more jobs and economic opportunities for simple folk like us?

Ken (while relieving himself in an adjacent urinal): I think so. Well, hey, he gave it his best shot. Now hurry up, we're going to be late for the foreclosure hearing. (Zips up.)

Alex: Alright. (Zips up, then feels a trickle of liquid go down his leg.) WTF?? Damn you trickle down theory (non-economic theory)!!!

Ken: Haha. Got you again, huh? Looks like I was one of the lucky ones. (Feels a trickle down his leg) MOTHER#$%^*@!!!!!!!!

by Ryno247 October 20, 2013

Eggplant theory

If it fits in your ass then it will do the trick.

Eggplant theory works! I can fit a whole jar in my ass.

by Tayne October 11, 2016

Flow Theory

A Chicago-based jam band. Noted for having a jamming vocalist.

Flow Theory wowed the audience with their mystifying grooves.

by Jan Janseen February 4, 2010

Lesbian dance theory

A term used to define and symbolize useless majors that tend to undermine "real" education and give no societal contribution.

"No One Cares if You Majored in Lesbian Dance Theory" - Ben Shapiro

by Avapie December 17, 2017