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Second Romans

The Second Romans is a secretive christian sect that believes that rule from Rome of the historic territory of Isreal is a necessary and sufficient condition to initiate the second coming of the Messiah. Their secret greeting is the phrase "return the sausages" combining a reference to delicious italian porcine foodstuffs such as pancetta, prosciutto and in particular salami with a reference to the avoidance of pig-based products by those of the predominant faiths in modern-day Israel.
When Sir Keir Starmer said "return the sausages" at the 2024 labour party conference, most people thought it was a slip of the tongue. However, when you study his delivery and alleged correction a moment later, you realise that he was sending a message of solidarity to the Second Romans.
by gav-wan September 27, 2024
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Roman Paint Job

The act of painting, or marking the surface of an object for the purpose of protesting a fascist government, company, or person(s).
Wow, so many Tesslas have a Roman Paint Job.
by Anonymous Painter March 15, 2025
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Romanity

The state of being patriotic about Rome, as well as being like an ancient or modern Roman, (in culture, values & beliefs). Roman spirit and identity.
An Italian shouted, 'You may discriminate that I am not legally a Roman, since I don't come from Rome, but I am still genetically Roman in spirit, since I inherit it from my ancient Roman ancestors and you can never take my sacred romanity from me, even if you rip me to a thousand pieces several times!'
by DianaLuciusDeCollis June 26, 2022
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Roman

The hottest chill cool dude u can meet in your life! He's the sweetest friend that you can make. <33
Girl1: Omg have you heard of Roman? He's such a nice gentleman, right?
Girl2: Yeah I know! He looks like my favorite character from my favorite book too!
by BiMyself<33 February 26, 2022
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Roman Torch

Klondike bar + 1oz of vodka + 5ml Tabasco sauce + 3 grams of ghost pepper extract on the reservoir tip of the condom, lit on fire and shoved in someone's ass doggy style while screaming all roads lead to Rome!
Yo I was feeling extravagant so I gave this wild Russian bitch a roman torch.

Camile said the Klondike bar was too cold and reminded her of taking a suppository when constipated, so I decided to spice things up by giving that hoe a Roman torch.

In Russia the vodka is so cheap, and the winter is cold, so I decided to try the Roman Torch with a Slavic prostitute. Needless to say, she was surprised.
by Don Pingon' November 2, 2019
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roman numeral ten

A hot girl who you have dated and are no longer with. (An X)
Jake: What's up with you and Lily
Brad: Dude let's not talk about her, she's a roman numeral ten
by Leo Reis September 29, 2018
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Roman

Roman has a big dick and balls and knows how to use them. He is the best you can ever ask for, he always knows what to do in a situation and has a big ole’ dick in his pants. Everyone in the hood is scared of Roman and runs away from him. He is HIM and no one can over take him.
Roman is King and has a Big Dick.
by Thats foo November 21, 2023
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