Paper porn

Also the videos that Paper uploads to Grindr. Basically if you watch paper porn, you’ll get his STDs
Wow I literally just got herpes from watching paper porn.
by Kuandkjnsljc February 15, 2019
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Poverty paper

1-ply toilet paper. Tends to disintegrate on contact with any moisture whatsoever.
"Can we stop buying poverty paper now that we both got promoted?? We can afford the extra $3 every few months. I want that bougie shit. 3-ply minimum."
by 193856288572 July 27, 2022
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clean papers

Literally a piece of paper, from the doctor or clinic, that shows you're "clean" and free of sexually transmitted diseases. Clean papers are usually presented in order to have sex without condoms, and not worry about catching anything.
I'd really like to Fuck you bareback, because it would feel amazing, but I'm worried about diseases. How about we both go get our clean papers so we can ditch the condoms?
by IrisGreene April 18, 2017
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Brown Paper

As in “what’s your brown paper?” Or what’s your game? (What are you up to?). Heard as far back as 1978, possibly earlier.
by Canny linguist February 23, 2022
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Paper Jockey

Someone who is gainfully employed to push paperwork.

Usually administrative assistants and office underlings. Likely to dwindle in numbers and necessity as computers, automation, and electronic signature pads are reducing paperwork.
That Paper Jockey in the Emergency Room really got me through the admissions process quick!
by Big Red Yeti December 31, 2018
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Paper boner

The result of changing a large body of text in a word processor from single to double spacing, making your paper look longer
My paper was only 3 pages long until I gave it the old paper boner, now its 6
by Awonymous November 19, 2019
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Paper boss

A desk sitting pencil pusher who makes decisions on paper that affect real people's lives.
The paper boss saw a chance to pickup an extra contract so, we're now working double shifts and weekends for the foreseeable future.
by $#!+ #€@d August 23, 2019
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