by bucci March 30, 2006
Magical creatures that come in the night to remove poo from your girlfriend, because obviously girls don't poo. That would be gross.
Girlfriend: Oh babe I think I have to go number two.
Boyfriend: Not possible. What's wrong your poo goblins on vacation or something?
Boyfriend: Not possible. What's wrong your poo goblins on vacation or something?
by Scout was fat. April 25, 2012
A broken, pathetic, lost, dejected, bottom-of-the-barrel young runnaway hooker whose pimp doesn't take very good care of her so she hasn't had a bath or a shower in weeks therefore she actually smells like poo beca1
"I can't believe how fucked off that poor little girl was that we tried to pick up last night! She actually smelled like poo!"
"Ya. She was a Poo Body!"
"Ya. She was a Poo Body!"
by Zack Attack 13 June 26, 2019
The poo you receive after eating spicy foods, such as Hot Cheetos or Hot wings. It comes out liquidy and red. This poo never wants you to go poo ever again.
by Mark Xantho December 11, 2006
I went to hit Monishiqua from the back, but when I spread it, there were all these nasty poo nuggets all over the place...dirty bitch
by scarfman January 31, 2004
One must scoot as far back on the toilet seat as one can (without touching your dirty anus on the actual seat, because thats disgusting). Your opponent and yourself must wad up little pieces of toilet paper and you take turns tossing the little wads over the stall wall in attempt to "score a basket" or put the t.p. wad in the bowl. A shot made is 1 point.
Poo Basketball-The launching of a T.P. wad and sinking it in the water without touching the other player in any manor is vital!
by P-noles September 29, 2008
With adhesive properties similar to that of the commercially popular "gorilla glue", gorilla poo is fecal matter that remains stuck to the toilet bowl with striking resiliency after several flushes.
John's defacation became classified as a gorilla poo after several flushes failed to remove the matter from the bowl.
by jds07030 March 01, 2009