Smurf Jump

Shooting a rocket at your feet without jumping, resulting in a rocket jump with minimal height. Often used in the pocket soldier rollout.
Instead of going for a normal jump, I used a smurf jump to garden him.
by dogdayboy April 03, 2021
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Ditch-jump

Similar to leapfrogging, when one drives a car in a ditch to move around a second car
Trenton’s trunk was in my way, so I ditch-jumped him.
by margophantom June 29, 2020
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Jump math

Math usually for retards or people "slow" at learning. Kids that do jump math always get bullied by there esl teacher that makes less than 20k a year
Wow Kevin dose jump math he's probably a retard
by Kevinfjdjdjf December 06, 2017
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Jumped the couch

See also
jump the couch, or jumping the couch

Bizarre behaviour or statement(s) of a formerly beloved celebrity recognized as the exact moment when the world realizes this person has lost touch with reality and their popularity plummets.

Inspired by Tom Cruise's behaviour when he tried unsuccessfully to convince the world of his mutual , non-transactional, hetero love for Katie Holmes.

See also "Jumping the Shark" as the original idiom, which was coined in 1985 by Jon Hein in response to a 1977 episode from the fifth season of the American sitcom Happy Days, in which Fonzie (Henry Winkler) jumps over a shark while on water-skis. The phrase is pejorative and is used to argue that a creative outlet or work appears to be making a misguided attempt at generating new attention or publicity for something that is perceived once to have been widely popular, but is no longer.

See also Matthew
McConaughey's Oscars acceptance speech at the 2014 academy Awards.

Update: See Will Smith at the 2022 Academy Awards.
Oof Will Smith really jumped the couch last night with that shit he pulled at the Oscars.
by Mr. Fitzwilliam Darcy March 28, 2022
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jump sticks

Cocaine packaged in sherbet straws to disguise it for smuggling.
"Hey, I got a few jump sticks in past security- you in?"
by scribeofpnakotis January 28, 2018
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e-jump

To harass over the internet. Most commonly in a threatening manner.
Dude if you don't get out of this forum I'm gonna e-jump you.
by Tom4000 September 18, 2007
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Rump-Jump

Invented by a group of South Florida teenagers on a summer afternoon. Rump jumping is to get completely naked and jump from a structure such as a bridge into a body of water. The higher the jump or the busier the bridge, the better. Often done in the pursuit of Instagram likes or simply a good time with friends.
Sarah: "Theres no way you'd rump-jump off 17th street Causeway into the canal..."
Matt: "Anything for a good laugh and some Instagram likes, grab the camera and lets go"
by killemandgrillem69 November 15, 2013
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