Vegas Fogelberg is not only a man, he is a god amongst other humans. With his pig-powers and his big backhead nothing is able to stop him from stealing your girl. If you find a Vegas Fogelberg you must NOT call him by his nicknames "Vegas Fogelskit", "Vegbert" or "Galaxing". If you call him any of these nicknames you are in GREAT DANGER! He might seem scary at first but when you get to know him you will get all the girls in the world by just by being in his presence.
Vegas Fogelberg doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
When God said, “Let there be light!” Vegas Fogelberg said, “Say Please.”
Once he looked up and his backhead created the pacific ocean.
When God said, “Let there be light!” Vegas Fogelberg said, “Say Please.”
Once he looked up and his backhead created the pacific ocean.
by Gustav Larson February 03, 2025
Derived from "What happens in Vegas , stays in Vegas. Except Herpes that shit comes back with you" along with Chickenpox being a very common virus most people have, creates a less threatening title for Genital Herpes.
Adult 1: I wanna fuuuuq you so bad right now bb...
Adult 2: Sweet but first I gotta let you know I have Vegas Chickenpox...
Adult 1: That doesn't sound very threatening! I have fun in Vegas! I won't press you for more information! Let's fuuuuq!
Adult 2: RADICAL!
Adult 2: Sweet but first I gotta let you know I have Vegas Chickenpox...
Adult 1: That doesn't sound very threatening! I have fun in Vegas! I won't press you for more information! Let's fuuuuq!
Adult 2: RADICAL!
by mindxkontrolle October 01, 2016
by MissMicallef January 11, 2019
When a couple are in a romantic/physical relationship and they find themselves in a Las Vegas Hotel/Motel. One partner (often the male) exposes the bare breasts of the other (often the female). The male partner presses the female partner's bare breasts to a glass shower door or a window. The kink is someone may see the act.
Me and my Lady went to Las Vegas last weekend and I showed her the strip from the room through the Vegas Glass.
by Traveling Photographer August 08, 2021
by Bell6990 July 22, 2017
When you take all of your winnings from Pai Gow Poker and shove the chips in your girls vagina and have passionate intercourse with her. When you're ready to cash out you take your lady to the cashier. She gets naked and stands on the cashier cage and releases the chips from her vaginal canal.
Last night I won $69 dollars playing Pai Gow Poker, I gave my girl a Vegas hotpocket to celebrate my success.
by Jwilly69 December 04, 2016
by flamnigo May 13, 2022