tennessee shaft off

first you get your dick hard then balance a goofball on your tip then get your cousin to get a golf club and then have your cousin try to hit the ball

i was playing Tennessee shaft off and my cousin missed the ball and hit my shaft

by saggydicks January 26, 2018

tennessee taser

When someone has a plummers crack and you stick a finger in their crack, and twisting your finger in magnitude of direction.

Judy had a plummers crack and Jim Tennessee Tasered her in the kitchen.

by Beastman32 February 1, 2018

Tennesse smoker

When you chain smoke marbol cigaretes out of your ass hole

Brandon went through a whole pack of smokes since he became a tennesse smoker

by Slskjdnennene June 8, 2018

Tennessee Triple

When someone ejaculates into a condom 3 times than freezes it

Guy 1: Hey what’s that in your freezer?
Guy 2: That’s the Tennessee Triple I’m going to use on my girlfriend tonight!
Guy 1: Well thats one way to make an impression...

by HappiHorniBoi June 13, 2018

Tennessee Hottie

A Tennessee Hottie is a women that’s all pussy no body. A skinny woman that would walk down the side of the road that is as thin as a beam pole.

Tennessee Hottie very thin woman that has a lot of sass in her walk.

"That's a Tennesse Hotty... all pussy no body."

by Jayke Cluck July 17, 2018

Tennessee

A state in the south that almost entirely resembles the Chevy logo.

Tennessee is almost as shaped as a Chevy

by Zero2infinity August 4, 2018

Tennessee Quicksand

In the act of having an orgy (at least a 5 to 1 ratio) all participants climax onto the receivers face whilst lying on their back, the combined semen feels as if they are slowly drowning in quicksand.

Lauren, there was this orgy I was in last night. They all came at once and I had a Tennessee Quicksand moment where I though I was going to drown.

by TheMeatiestOfShields May 8, 2019