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zoom tard

A tard (retard) that usually zooms around in a helter-skelter fashion. Usually the zooming is done in a wheelchair or some other type of assist-type device.
Audience member 1: Dude, did you see Stephen Hawking take out half of those Science geeks at his recent speech?
Audience member 2: Yeah man, he's such a zoom tard.
by Zoomtard September 21, 2006
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art-tard

Any one of several fashion-forward individuals expressing opinions about visual representation at snooty openings
"I went to the opening to take advantage of the open bar, but the art-tards drove me outta Midtown in about 20 minutes."
by hammerhorn July 22, 2007
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G-tard

There goes the g-tards getting off the short bus
by No Rubbers September 6, 2009
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Cuss-tard

a combination of Cussing and Retard.

someone who puts no creativity or imagination into his/her cusses/insults, making them sound stupid.

someone who doesnt know how to cuss effectively.

someone who overuses a certain cuss word.
Bob: Fuck you Fucking Fucker!!

Sue: dude, youre such a Cuss-tard.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Idiot: "youre a dick!"

same Idiot five minutes later: "youre so dickish!"

Still the same Idiot a few minutes later: "i wont do that thing cause youre a DICK!"

Smart Person:" OH my god, man! youre a freaking Cuss-tard!"
by LightsAndCandy October 6, 2009
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tard

Australians, in particular, people from the state of New South Wales often refer to people from the state of Victoria (especially people in Melbourne) as "tards". Often aimed at Melbourne Victory Football Club in chants at A-League football matches around the country.
(To the tune of my old man said follow the van)
My old man said be a Victory fan
And I said bollocks you're a c**t
We hate the tards and we f*ckin know it
We hate the Tards and we're gonna show it
With Zdrlic and Yorkie, Pierre Litbarski
They're the boys that's gonna do us fine
And if you support the Tards then you're a Melbourne b*stard
And you ain't no friend of mine
by westhamlet April 15, 2006
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takedownman

Kanoa Gill aka takedownman is a popular YouTube user. He is famous for constantly lying about his past and for popularizing deep web sites on the tor network so they all get shut down. He claimed to be an mma badass but video has surfaced of him getting KO'd in less that 20 seconds in his only professional fight against rex Richards. He claims to be a hacker yet he uses windows and not Linux and thinks using Norton will protect him from viruses lol...
Oscar: "Hey Chad! Takedownman just released his 7th video this year about how he's homeless and how we need to donate money to his gofundme!"

Chad: "hmmm that's strange in a previous video he mentioned that he's earning upwards of $2k a month off these videos. I'm beginning to think he's a lying con artist sack of shit!"
by Ginny Gill January 25, 2016
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tardeque

(n.) tar di que An event where there is a higher than average number of people present with an IQ of 70 or less, and includes a cookout. (see barbecue)
John was in charge of the buns for the upcoming tardeque.
by TristaJ December 12, 2008
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