by MASTER SPORK May 6, 2011

“Hey man, if you’re feeling like you want to kill yourself, I’m here for you. You and I can be each other’s suicide buddy and tell suicide to go fuck itself.”
If you’re really feeling down and like you have nobody to talk to call the suicide hotline 1-800-273-8255
If you’re really feeling down and like you have nobody to talk to call the suicide hotline 1-800-273-8255
by norscoryeah July 2, 2019

Self-induced orgasm
Holding her phone with one hand, she discussed deviant sex and committed the little suicide with the other.
When she was forced to spend weeks away from her One True Love, she distracted herself with a little suicide. Over and over.
When she was forced to spend weeks away from her One True Love, she distracted herself with a little suicide. Over and over.
by MaiWai August 28, 2013

by Devil Kisses October 21, 2013

A mixture of substances that may be lethal when combined and consumed. External factors like disease and genetics also play a role.
For example, having a medical history of heart disease and consuming drugs that thicken the blood and increase blood pressure is likely to cause a heart attack, making this lethal combination a suicide cocktail.
For example, having a medical history of heart disease and consuming drugs that thicken the blood and increase blood pressure is likely to cause a heart attack, making this lethal combination a suicide cocktail.
1: The toxicity report in his autopsy revealed that the heart attack was caused by large amounts of fentanyl, methamphetamine and cannabis found in his bloodstream.
2: That sounds like a suicide cocktail.
2: That sounds like a suicide cocktail.
by SuicideCocktail August 4, 2020

The act of rolling your shorts into a thong and placing your nuts out of the right side and the ween out of the left side to portray the appearance of a Lamborghini with suicide doors.
by Petty Officer Kyle November 2, 2020

financial suicide refers to one's personally fatal mistake that ruined their chances of ever making/saving money and permanently cements them in poverty, and along with it their possibility of earning a good living ever again.
employee 1:hey dude, i invested all my savings into (insert terrible investment opportunity that totally won't financially ruin you) and i put in my two weeks notice to my boss, and its rather smelly especially sense its on his desk. soon I'll be living super rich.
Employee 2: uhhh dude, that stock just Crashed.
Employee 1: what? NOooo!! that was my entire Life savings!!
Employee by the copy machine: and that dude just committed financial suicide, ouch!
Employee 2: uhhh dude, that stock just Crashed.
Employee 1: what? NOooo!! that was my entire Life savings!!
Employee by the copy machine: and that dude just committed financial suicide, ouch!
by ??what__tahw?? May 8, 2021
