Dick Stopper

Dick Stopper, when a male wakes up with a morning wood piss rager, and is half cock eyed. Commences to run for the bath room but instead runs piss hard-on first into the frame of the doorway.

Jack in all his glory woke up from a rancid dream and took a Dick Stopper into the doorway as he ran for the bathroom.

by Dms79 December 14, 2017

Titty Stopper

The Titty Stopper is made of all natural ingredients. It is supposed to help you breast addicted children to get off of your nipple for milk. This remedy is made of siracha, cinnamon, salt, and rice vinegar.

“Oh my gosh! Brittany you have to try this new remedy called the Titty Stopper!”

by Tt_favorite February 9, 2018

God Stripper

A stripper who is a second hand caretaker to a child. Also known as kierra, also known as Kardi. A god stripper will teach your child the basic knowledge of stripping and how to make shmoney. okurt ? OKURT !

Him : wow. that girl has an amazing PPP !

Her : must be a god stripper named kardi !!

by Nsnsj November 20, 2018

Eye Stopper

An eye stopper is a chip that is implanted in the eye ball to stop a human from crying.

A women is crying because her boyfriend has broken up with her. She then implants the eye stopper into her eyes and gets a new boyfriend.

by Jen Jen Jen Jen Jen ate a Hen December 10, 2018

Show Stopper

When someone or something takes or achieves something great but while knowing that a friend or acquaintance is trying to achieve said thing.

Person 1: *tries to do anything that is worth doing bc it's a challenge and fails everytime*
Person 2: *tries said challenge or task and gets it on the first try*
Person 1: What a fucking Show Stopper

by xGodly_ April 28, 2019

Wire Strippers

What doctors used to remove foreskin in the mid-evil times

Patient: Those wire strippers look a little rusty
Doctor: They'll still get the job done

by daddyjenkins July 20, 2019

Man stopper

Quite simply a man stopper is a tampon. Encountering a tampon inside of a woman while attempting to have sex with her will stop a man in his tracks.

We were making out, I got her top off, she seemed good to go but when I tried to finger bang her, well God dammit I ran headlong into a man stopper! That was the end of that night.

by Plumb Nutz November 30, 2019