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Arbitrary Statistics

Those statistics people make up on the spot to try and give their statement some credibility.
Jeff—Yo, do you know how good my airsoft gun will be if I replace the trigger?
Eric— Probably 50% or 60% more height on the shots with a new trigger.
(Eric uses arbitrary statistics to make himself look smarter in front of Jeff.)
by Jaronbill May 20, 2010
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satisfier

A noun for an unknown object that knowingly or unknowingly satisfies people in various circumstances
That night Miguel really knew how to use his satisfier
by Summer Summit July 29, 2011
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Satisfilling

Satisfying and fulfilling at the same time.
That burger was satisfilling.
by IcemanSJ October 20, 2011
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Satish

One of the greatest person to ever live.

Nothing else to say...
I wished I was more like Satish!
by Yusuke04 January 17, 2022
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Self-satisfaction

Noun
Often refers to the act of pleasuring oneself in a sexual manner a.k.a wanking. Also applies to putting thumbs up the anal canal.
Fred had an evening planned of pizza, video games and violent self-satisfaction in front of the mirror.
by Lennythebear September 19, 2016
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Sexual Satisfaction

After being with Bradley S. from Cincinnati, you know what being sexual satisfied means.

Sex with him is just okay; however it’s the cuddling afterwards that reminds you of what satisfaction us ladies want.

If you really only want the security feeling from cuddling, he’s your man. Meaning, the sexual satisfaction comes from his post coitus embrace.

Said, another way….
Sexual satisfaction is not during sex from his penis. Definitely not from his mouth/tongue ; however, all you ever desired sexually is a man to hold you tight all night .

Bradley S. from Cincinnati does the body, more than your vigina, good !!!
He thinks he’s great as sex but he’s better at the “cuddling after sex satisfaction

Trust me, you have a vibrator for your vigina. And one Bradley S. from Cincinnati will give you the sexual satisfaction you truly want, cuddling with you all night!
by Living my best Life December 22, 2021
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satisted

I am very satisted right now.
by Flame13 December 25, 2007
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