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by somiiss December 23, 2020

Stanislasia

When someone first meets her they can never pronounce her name right nor spell it. Stanislasia is a funny, pretty, and sarcastic person that makes a lot of sexual jokes. She’s a pretty nice person but can get annoyed fast (depending on who you are). Uses facial expressions a lot (for example: side eye) especially when someone says something stupid, cringy, or weird. Gets very comfortable with you once she trust you enough.

I need a friend like stanislasia

by SomeoneAnyone. March 13, 2023

Stanislaus Butt Stroganoff

The act of a guy sitting on a girls face and she eats his ass whilst stroking his man meat. Then proceeds to finish him off by sucking on his mushroom tip until the cream comes out. Otherwise known as Stanislaus Butt Strokenoff (Stroke-him-off).

I heard Meghan gives the best Stanislaus Butt Stroganoff.

by Orgnzedcha0s September 1, 2023

duck status

The act of avoiding someone because you would rather have the head of your dick pierced than to talk to this person.

Damn, Lisa has been giving me the duck status all week.

by Jashstar April 26, 2006

cab status

A state of intoxication so severe that not even walking home is an option.

Dude, steve was fucking cab status last night, he couldn't even walk so we had to put him in a cab to get home.

by pummy April 29, 2009

Instant Statusing

To have a conversation via your friends facebook status.

I was gonna call this hot broad on the phone, but I'm too nervous. I'll just start a conversation by instant statusing her.

by SSabatino97391 February 5, 2010

Blast Status

To be put on blast, i.e., have your personal business exposed to others, by a person via their Facebook status.

Ricky put me on blast status last night when he posted pictures of us together on Facebook. My husband is not going to like this...

Dee put me on blast status when she updated her Facebook status to say she and I were going out dancing, after I told my man I was staying in to touch up my highlights.

by Dj really real February 13, 2010