SAAB

SAAB: is commonly known as the swedish car company. The acronym, however, stands for Something An Asshole Buys.

Look at that car.. Its definitely SAAB.

by Berlo October 11, 2009

SAAB

Acronym for "Sad American Autombile Byproduct"

My car was a SAAB.

by oldestof6 February 20, 2009

Saab Driver

A person who does not know how to drive, fix their car, or how to not come across as a total spouche. They are often unaware of people around them because of how awesome they deem themselves to be, and only socialize with other Saab drivers because they're they only people lofty enough to notice that the other person exists.
Many Saab drivers like to pretend their car is a jet, a plane, or even sillier still, driven by its rear wheels.

I was pulling out of the parking lot and almost got clipped by some Saab driver...

by sneuros December 6, 2011

Saab

A piece of shit Swedish car that needs to give up the car game. Not reliable, weird, ugly, and too expensive are a few ways to explain a Saab. Only faggots who wish they had an Audi drive Saabs.

Hey lets hop in our Audis....wait we cant afford those so we buy saabs. THEY ARE GAY

by Swedish=homo July 26, 2006

Soft-Stabber

One who stabs a baby in it's soft-spot using his penis (Works best for a black dude dressed up in a clown suit). The you fuck the baby's body.

Man you should try being a soft-stabber. It feels sooo good when you fuck the baby's organs.

by Octavio Hermendez December 10, 2006

Stab@tack

Stab attack. Much like a stabathon, but in this case the stabs are aimed at a deserving stabee (stab subject).

Loudofficetwat keeps slurring his words in a deep grumbling unclear voice. He is tendering for a stab@tack

by stabmeister September 1, 2006

stabbing the eel

to be excessively violent or to royaly screw something up.

p.1 dude that waiter that just dropped my food!
p.2 wow, he's really stabbing the eel!

by little ibapoque January 24, 2009