Covid Squirt

A squirt of hand sanitizer for one's hands.

Person A: Hey dude, can I get a Covid squirt please?
Person B: I gotchu bro! (as he hands over the hand sanitizer)

by Disruptorgun September 18, 2020

Tootsie Squirt

To have your female or adorably squishy dominican male friend squirt all over your face, and wipe their butthole all over your face, aswell.

Oh hey, did you see matt? He got tootsie squirted all over!

by peppichino69 May 22, 2024

squirt princess

when a fem presenting person squirts a lot or makes a lot of squirting content

"Have you seen her latest post? The squirt princess strikes again."

by anonjeypeg February 01, 2023

sparkling squirt

a squirt + queef

yo that was crazy. i got hit with her sparkling squirt the other night.

by gryffindor common room June 08, 2022

Murphy squirts

Diarrhea at the absolute worst time possible.

"I'm on a first date, hottest girl I've ever gone out with, we go back to her place to fuck, and just as I'm about to cum I get the Murphy squirts. Painted a path from her bed all the way to the toilet. I guess she didn't see the humor in it, cuz she didn't want a second date..."

by Bottom-feeder Beater February 18, 2022

Squirting season

January 1st to March 1st of every year. The proper season to make your lady squirt like Old Faithful.

When Tom was finger blasting his old lady during squirting season, she hit his face with pussy juice like and exploding fire hydrant.

by Mike&tom December 05, 2018

poopy in mama squirt on me ugh

ur brain dead and ur a dumb ass who likes eating ur moms shit

"poopy in mama squirt on me ugh"

by Eveklue April 06, 2022