ninja squid

A tiny half Asian girl. Most notable for her love of karaoke and jazz hands. Often mistaken for Mexican or Spanish ethnicity.

"I was at a karaoke bar last night, and got into a dance battle with a ninja squid. It was awesome."

by Mandtastic December 29, 2013

squivering squib

A word that charlie made up

You Squivering Squib!

by Raizod December 31, 2017

bucket of squid

A slippery, tangled, smelly, complex problem that is difficult to even find a starting point to unravel.

These blasted tax laws are a real bucket of squid.

by Kraznodar May 2, 2008

squick

Squicking is similar to skullfucking in that an individual copulates with the skull of another individual. It differs, however, in that while traditional skullfucking uses preexisting orifices, squicking involves the creation of new ones, possibly through the use of a drill.

I brought my drill over to her house and squicked her.

by Ravnos May 15, 2004

squid 4 duck

Slang: Meaning female)squid) is waiting just below the surface for the duck(male) when she sees him she grabs with her tentacles pulls him under drowns and eats him

Black widow spider(squid 4 duck)

by deadduck69 May 1, 2009

Squickle

The love child that results when a pickle mates with a squirrel.

If this squirrel doesn't stop mating with my lunch food, we're going to have a litter of squickles on our hands.

I've tried roasting the squickles with a garlic-herb sauce, but I still can't rid them of their gamey, sour taste.

by Squeak Gremlin April 1, 2010

squid

When you go to give someone a high five but instead of hitting their hand you pull away your hand in a squid motion(fingers pressed together and pull away) while yelling the word squid. Used to "punk" your friend.

Maddie: Good job Jeff! (Puts up hand for high five)
Jeff:(Goes to complete the high five)
Maddie:(pulls hand away)SQUID!
Jeff: I hate you.

by Emily Ottenhoff, Jeff Beenes, Maddie Owak July 16, 2007